One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...