What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Real And Guilt Gifts
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In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...