Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...