This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...