Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.