Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...