Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...