Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...