The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...