Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...