Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...