How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...