Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...