Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.