An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...