Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...