Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...