About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...