Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...