A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...