Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...