George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...