Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...