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There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
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never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
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Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Crushed Nuts?
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did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...