A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....