The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Miscellaneous terms
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A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...