Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...