A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...