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If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
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On Jeopardy
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A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
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This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.