A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...