Crocodile is longer
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...