Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...