Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...