Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...