Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...