Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...