Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...