irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...