Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...