5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...