Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....