Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...