Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...