What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
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Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!