Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...