Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky