Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...