Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....