A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...