Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...