Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.