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Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
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Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
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A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
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Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...