Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...