I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...