A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...